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While fucking a girl, you pull your dick out, stand over her, and shit on her chest.
Linda was so bad in bed last night I had to give her a clevland steamer.
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A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
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while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*
jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.
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Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit
she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer
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A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
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a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin
guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot
Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?
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A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.
The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.
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