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This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
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Something your buddy says to get you to do something you didn't really want to do.
Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
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Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
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one who needs to tighten her game up: a ratchet girl who is hot mess: morgan marie selvey
Pull your shirt down morgan you look like a ratchet strap!!!!
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A beadwork ball-strap is a beaded leather strap that a guy wears around his sac-de noix to pull his nut-sack away from his body, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a beadwork ball-stap-gasm.
Matt bought me a beadwork ball-strap and wants me to wear it sometimes so I don't cum too soon when he's fucking my asshole and rubbing my p-spot!
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