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Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.

"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."

by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023


yeah, no, for sure.

Interj.
(Toronto-Slang)
1. Affirmative; Yes.

2. I agreed with you from the start of that last sentence.

"These evil robots are really getting on my nerves lately."
"Oh, yeah, no, for sure. They've taken it too far with the probes."

by floppsy April 27, 2021


hola sure

An unambiguous expression of affirmation, used especially in the context of proposal delivered via SMS.

Nick: Want to hang out?
Bob: Hola sure

by velociraptor111 January 3, 2023


Sure Diddy

When someone is guilty of something that Sean Combs would do, meaning anything

Person 1: Hey, is it true Peter plowed his mom so hard he broke her back?
Person 2: He sure Diddy

by BrapBrat December 11, 2024


clearscore sure

Absolutely certain, completely sure.

With my free credit score report, I can be clearscore sure I'll find credit card and loan offers that are right for me!

by sandrokipiani September 13, 2021


Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.

"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"

by Hashvick July 25, 2022


"Sure Kurt"

It is a response given to someone who is telling a story which is too outlandish to be true.

"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"

by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009