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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022


swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.

Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.

by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011


Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008


Swans Doe

Sacrilegious hookers on the run.

Damn, look at that swans doe in those jeans.

by thefuckowhocametotheparty May 29, 2011


restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 11, 2017


Swanned

To be ignored so hard that you begin to doubt your own existence.

No matter how hard Jane tried to get close to the guys, she just kept getting swanned. The neck on her.

by Alex67584 April 24, 2023


bot swan

The output of the removal of "a", decapitalazation of "B", and separation of "bot", and "swan" in "Botswana"

"Why don't we revolt against the government and make bot swans?"
"That's a terrible idea."

by XXaannaallaanniiaanothehe March 14, 2024