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Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.

"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"

by clmonty March 27, 2009

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cheese titties/swiss titties

cheese titties/swiss titties is on a womans body there are dimples and/or cellulite on her breastesses forming holes making it looks like swiss cheese.

Yo dude the other day i was fucking this fat chick/twinkie and she had cheese titties/swiss titties. Then to top it all off i cumed in them

by Derek Evans April 14, 2008

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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.

Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."

by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010

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Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021

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Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.

I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

by swissmiss_redditor June 11, 2012

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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.

I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.

by Maurading Twerk Team Captain March 21, 2014


swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023