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A sexy brunette, great listener, kick ass friend, drugs, weirdo, loyal, loud, affectionate, inappropriate, childish, loves warm hugs and snuggling. She is sarcastic and is always smiling. She's generally a shortie.
Person number 1:There's Sydney-Paige!! Hey she's the life of the party!!!
Person number 1:Man I hate Sydney-Paige. She's so loud and a bitch.
Person number 2:Nah B she's fun and just sarcastic sometimes.
Person number 1:Is Sydney-Paige on drugs?
Person number 2: I honestly don't know man.
When you pour vodka into your mate's vagina and slurp it out making them cum so hard they start singing.
"I gave my girl a Dirty Sydney last night and she started singing Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles"
"I prefer using straight vodka when giving a dirty Sydney." "Straight? No gay?"
very large supple breasts on display
omg girl u have the sydney sweenies out, be so fr it is 6:45 in the morning 🤦 ♀️
The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.
Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.
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An all male college in southern virginia founded before the revolutionary war. A hampden-sydney man is white, rich, well bred, conservative, and drinks more beer than water. It is also fair to say that most Hampden-Sydney men get more play than any other group of guys in America. Sydney owns.
girl: I hear hes from hampden-sydney
second girl: Whoa, he must have an enormous apparatus.
girl: Oh dear yes! And a comparable bank roll!
second girl: did he just kill a keg?
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a girl who is ALWAYS with her boyfriend and forgets about everyone else who’s not him. she cries when she hasn’t seen him in 10 MINUTES 🙄 she’s so dependent on him that it’ll be a DiSaStEr when he breaks up with her. she always brags about everything that she has and then complains about those same things 10 seconds later... she thinks that her white rich boy lacrosse player boyfriend is her everything and her world when in reality it’ll probably just be another one of those relationships that fail in a couple of months 😂 once he breaks up with her or when he’s out of town she’ll come running back to her friends JUST because she’s bored... not because she loves you. sooooo don’t be like her if you want to be a good person, friend, and family member. hehe byeeeee
also don’t forget your friends like herrrr!!!
person 1: ugh do you know sydney salas... person 2: yea she’s such a brat who can’t tell the difference between a good decent person and a total jerk.
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often described as the cutest couple out there. they can be miles apart at times, but they can keep their relationship strong and passionate that way. they are very close, like best friends in a boyfriend/girlfriend. they love giving each other presents and making each other smile. they have a strong physical attraction so often when together they are kissing. they are both very loyal and only long for one another. friends often are jealous of this couple because they are both extremely attractive, and they envy their passion when they are together. their relationship has some ups and downs, but they know that their love is worth fighting for and keeping. they love each other very much and would do anything to see each other. their relationship lasts a very long time sydney and matt are simply perfect for each other.
wow, I wish I had a relationship like sydney and matts!
love kiss happy
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