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The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.
Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.
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An all male college in southern virginia founded before the revolutionary war. A hampden-sydney man is white, rich, well bred, conservative, and drinks more beer than water. It is also fair to say that most Hampden-Sydney men get more play than any other group of guys in America. Sydney owns.
girl: I hear hes from hampden-sydney
second girl: Whoa, he must have an enormous apparatus.
girl: Oh dear yes! And a comparable bank roll!
second girl: did he just kill a keg?
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a girl who is ALWAYS with her boyfriend and forgets about everyone else who’s not him. she cries when she hasn’t seen him in 10 MINUTES 🙄 she’s so dependent on him that it’ll be a DiSaStEr when he breaks up with her. she always brags about everything that she has and then complains about those same things 10 seconds later... she thinks that her white rich boy lacrosse player boyfriend is her everything and her world when in reality it’ll probably just be another one of those relationships that fail in a couple of months 😂 once he breaks up with her or when he’s out of town she’ll come running back to her friends JUST because she’s bored... not because she loves you. sooooo don’t be like her if you want to be a good person, friend, and family member. hehe byeeeee
also don’t forget your friends like herrrr!!!
person 1: ugh do you know sydney salas... person 2: yea she’s such a brat who can’t tell the difference between a good decent person and a total jerk.
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often described as the cutest couple out there. they can be miles apart at times, but they can keep their relationship strong and passionate that way. they are very close, like best friends in a boyfriend/girlfriend. they love giving each other presents and making each other smile. they have a strong physical attraction so often when together they are kissing. they are both very loyal and only long for one another. friends often are jealous of this couple because they are both extremely attractive, and they envy their passion when they are together. their relationship has some ups and downs, but they know that their love is worth fighting for and keeping. they love each other very much and would do anything to see each other. their relationship lasts a very long time sydney and matt are simply perfect for each other.
wow, I wish I had a relationship like sydney and matts!
love kiss happy
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"One of the more underplayed sociological demographics in this country is the wealthy, genteel Southerner from H-SC. Too often, we deride the South for its gun racks, or its lack of dental hygiene. But the rich boys of Hampden-Sydney? That's a thing. They crawl all over the hill for Greek Week . It's the hottest spot in the South during April. Genetically-superior babes in tight tops and short skirts roam the grass, usually on the arm of a trust-funder in his early 20s. You know these guys: Ralph Lauren polos; University of Georgia baseball caps, well-worn; and a bloodline that includes a great-grandfather who invented the paper clip, which provides for the summer mansion on Sea Island" Fortune Magazine
The article speaks for itself, HSC guy are number one when it comes to money, ladies, and class.
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An all male college in South West Virginia where uniforms are required. Shaggy hair, rainbow sandals, Hampden-Sydney ribbon belt (with the school crest), and a pastel color collared shirt or polo (popping the collar is an added option to the uniform). Many men keep their rifles at school with them. The school is the society boys of the South East they have WASP heritage though they tend to also hold strong southern values. (Note the confederate flag found in most dorm rooms). The boys vary in intellectual abilities, but frequently have large bank accounts, high-class cars, and know which silverware to use. They stick their noses up in the air but not because they are snobs... and when you see the head go back and the sniffles begin you know they're prepared for a weekend of no sleep. The men frequent courses such as Wine Tasting. Hampden-Sydney is its own isolated world where alcohol consumption by minors is basically encouraged by police. The men spend Monday-Wednesday concentrating on their studies and Thursday-Sunday having sex and drinking.
Officer: Excuse me son, Is that beer in your left hand opened? And what is in the cup in your right hand?
Student: Well sir, the beer is un-opened, and the cup contains a brown liquid that looks quite similar to Coca-Cola... I assume that is what it is.
Officer: Well son, you are standing on the road, so why don't you step up five feet to the grass and I suggest you chug that beer and enjoy your coca-cola looking beverage.
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Hampden-Sydney is a place of incredible oppurtunity sheltered in an Old South community surrounded by old money, bourbon drinking, hunting boys. Comprised of over 1000 men and 1000 acres, HSC is a college comprised of all men who are nothing short of badass. Sure some might not be able to get into W&L but guys at W&L could'nt get into Princeton. The badass graduates at HSC go onto perform in local, state, and federal service in both the private and public sector. HSC men are not only gentlemen but also hard working academics that take what they study and work at very seriously. The brotherhood at HSC is almost magical in strength that it exudes.
Dude that did Definition 2: Does that dude go to HSC?
Dude that did Definition 3: I dunno, is he a badass?
Dude that did Definition 4: Yeah, looks like it, he's with a hott ass chick.
Dude that did Definiton 6: Sure is, how does someone acheive so much?
Dude that did Definition 7: Go to Hampden-Sydney.
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