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A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
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When a person says "Good night" but doesn't even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.
Person with "SY": GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Normal person: Good night! Sleep Tight!
*After 1 hour
Person with "SY": I'm Back! LOOOL GOOD NIGHT!
Normal person: Dafuq? Aren't you going to sleep? Night...
*After 2 hours
Person with "SY": HAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.. Ok'2 this time i'm going to sleep!
Normal Person: Make sure! OK? NOW GO TO SLEEP!
*After 3 hours
Person with "SY": SUPPPP PEO-
Normal Person: FOR DAMN SAKE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! YOU HAVE A SERIOUS Federica Syndrome!
*Injects Tranquilizer and Anasthetic Injection....*
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Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.
Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
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When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging
Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"
Guy 2:"Yea go for it"
2 minutes later....
Guy 2:"Was she not game?"
Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"
MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'
Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.
This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.
MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.
Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)
Public chat example:
*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries
Pm example:
<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.
- 5 mins of silence pass-
<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE
This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.
A fake sickness in which you stay home from school, work, or any other thing you don't want to do and play halo. It is also another term for hooky only you play halo.
Where is he, oh he has halo syndrome.
When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.
(May give autism, not confirmed by science)
McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!
Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!
McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.