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A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
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A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
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a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
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one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
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When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.
Usually used as a stubsitute for :
"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"
"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."
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Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.
"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.
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Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.
Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!
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