a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered
When there's more fat than vagina
"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"
"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."
When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute
Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch
Stand worker *blank stare*
Aiden *blank stare*
Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*
Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone
Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared
Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO
A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.
Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!
The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”