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1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.
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When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.
Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!
“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.
A process carried out by university administrators in the Autumn term which involves shedding students who don't turn up regularly to classes to ensure they aren't charged fees and become an unnecessary financial burden to the institution. This is performed by the student being summarily "deregistered" on the grounds that they are "inadequately engaged" on their programme of study. As a result, students find they are suddenly unable to submit coursework or access any university facilities whatsoever, thus providing proof that they are indeed no longer engaged.
Chris the student: Hey professor! Why can't I submit coursework or access any online library facilities in order to complete my term papers?
Professor: You've probably become an unwitting victim of the most recent "Autumn Courtesy Flush."
Chris: What's that?
Professor: You've been deregistered because you haven't been coming to class.
Chris: My God! But if I can't submit assignments I'll fail the year.
Professor: Yes, well you should have thought of that, shouldn't you? Anyway, good luck with your career.
The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
Dushe n' Flush is the action of ditching a woman after dusheing her.
Guy 1: Yo man! How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude it wasn't a date. I just dushed n' flushed her.
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Guy 1: So are you actually going to get serious with this girl?
Guy 2: Of course not! I'm just going to dushe n' flush her like all the other girls I've been with.
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One Night Stand , Splurge and Plurge , Hit it and Quit it , Dushe
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A woman sits in a chair, and a man lays on the floor with his mouth aligned below the muff. The woman pours his/her favorite beverage between her breasts where it flows through the "rain forest" into the mans waiting mouth. Yum..Yum
see above
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Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.
While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.
Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP
Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!
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