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Little faggot ass pussy kids, that have nothing better to do than to hang around the fuckin mall all day playing with there nuts and tits.
That fuckin faggot over there is a mall rat he spends his life in that shit mall.
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Southridge Mall is located on the South Side of Des Moines Iowa. It is the dirtiest, sketchiest mall in all of Des Moines. When driving up to the mall you will quickly notice that the car to parking lot ratio is about 1/10000. The parking lot is unnecessarily way too big for the whole 6 customers that shop here annually. This is ironic because malls such as Jordan Creek located in West Des Moines never has enough parking spots available. When entering you might get the vibe that you quickly want to leave when glaring down the vacant hallways of this mall. There might be a total of 3 stores open in this mall at any given point in time. Most of the time you will just walk by a place that used to be a store that is blocked off because they had to close down. Stores usually last I'd say about 11 days before they have to close down because they get no business. However if you do continue to walk around this mall you will guaranteed spot the "mullet lady" security guard. I think she lives at this mall. She walks around aimlessly and breaks up groups of Lincoln High School students larger than 3. Also there is a merry go round located by the food court. Groups of Lincoln High School students will ride this thinking they are cool. You may love, hate or be indifferent towards Southridge Mall. Whatever your opinion it is clear that God himself created this wonder mall and sent it from the heavens.
Laquisha: Ayyo Wanna go to Southridge Mall ?
JaTayvon: N*gga you crazy!? Aint no stores there everythang vacant!
Laquisha: You right N*gga! Lets go to Jordan Creek!
JaTayvon: I'm down with the b*tches and the hos.
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This is a mall where all the black and mexicans hang out at, like Liz said above me----^
This mall is located near Bradenton, Florida, which is just south of Tampa Bay.
"I was shot up and molested at The Desoto Mall, and managed to steal all the jewelry at the store!"
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a cigarette that tastes good with the first two in a pack and you stick with it , then it tastes average , with every other one tasting like shit pumped into an airtight room and left for thirty years.
''pass me another one of my menthols bro''
''sure''
''ah god that tastes toxic bro ''
''thats why you don''t buy pall mall''
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To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tลge race but instead itโs a shopping cart race where youโre pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, letโs up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
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Shops and hangs out at Hot Topic and looks more Emo than Goth, wearing a lot of red and vapes/smokes weed.
Gets mad at โposersโ when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesnโt know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot/calls Metal music Goth.
Posts about their horrible โdisordersโ that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.
Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they canโt handle actual conflict.
When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
โI saw this Goth at the Mall a couple weeks in a row wearing the same Joy Division shirt and black ripped jeans. They might be a Mall Goth.โ
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