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The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.
“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”
Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!
Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf
The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf
A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half