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You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.
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A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
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(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.
Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
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A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
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Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
A Website with 90% of comments from 2003, 8% of comments from 2004-2006 and 2% of comments from 2007 onwards,
X: Go on Urban Dictionary
Y: Ok
X: Just don't go on anything that sounds wrong
Y: Ok...