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Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
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when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.
Sarah and I did a toilet tango. It was suprisingly easy.
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Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
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One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).
Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!
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Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
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Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.
Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.
The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.
Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!