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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018


Taco Bell Talking

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012


prince likes taco bell

prince is a fat boi and he likes taco ball and he likes zoey and addilena

prince is fat asf

prince likes taco bell

by PRINCE LIKES DOOKIE December 6, 2019


Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 8, 2022


Like Aidan in a Taco Bell

A phrase, used to describe something in excess.

Example 1:
"How much did you spend?"
"Like Aidan in a Taco Bell."

Example 2:
"God, do not let me go shopping, I'm like Aidan in a Taco Bell!"

by Hi I'm Mr Gay January 29, 2018


Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

by Admvd7 August 24, 2021


Yo queiro Taco Bell

“Yo queiro Taco Bell” is a phrase used in the Hispanic commercial for the franchise of the same name being a hit meme around the time it came out

Yo queiro Taco Bell

by Sllslwllsoidkske July 30, 2022