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A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)
"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."
"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."
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verb - being so amazed by something that your reaction is likened to a pre-operative transexual (male to female) having an erection so powerful that the tape securing her genitalia to her body is forcibly removed.
Girl, that DJ's set was so hot, I was bustin my tape!
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When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.
I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.
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A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.
If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?
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An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
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Using duct tape to tie up and possibly gag and/or blindfold your victim ready for you to rape her
"holy shit dude, the new girl is hot!"
"Yeh man, I'd totally 'tape n rape' her"
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the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have
Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...
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