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Someone who might have assassinated JFK.
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
The result of being a piss poor SoundCloud rapper named YungMilly and falling for a scam in which you are on a video conference call with highly decorated Universal Records talent scout Ted Thompson who takes you on a week long expedition via zoom and text-me-now and on the 5th day of being assfucked by Ted with no lube , you enter a zoom call to discuss salary and the man on the other end of the line is none other than Oscar the cocksucking grouch. Get rekd milly-o.
Bro yungmilly is straight hot garbage. I think Ted “TT” Thompson is gonna sign him to a ten year contract
A summer ski camp. One of the best times of your life. And yes, you get really intensely soar, but its worth it.
You get better at skiing with the best coaches and not one, but TWO A-Team members (Ted Ligety and Andrew Weibrecht). It's an experience you don't want to miss.
Damn, I miss Ted Ligety Camp. I still have dreams that I'm still there!
great great great band.
Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.
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Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.
Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.
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Another term for alcoholism
You mean bob had Ted Kennedy Syndrome?
Yhea he cant keep off of the bottle for more than an hour...
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An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.
Ted Striker Syndrome
Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face