Sloppy coin purse

When you have sex with coins lodged in a woman's vagina

I love to do the sloppy coin purse in bed

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Mexican Change Purse

An item that is very popular on a shelf that is so coveted, it is stolen often.

I drooled over the fine craftsmanship of a mexican change purse

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silk purse

Silk Purse n. silk purs
1. A vacation destiny for the queer crowd.

2. A den of villainy and extreme drinking.

3. Game house that includes many activities such as: Hide the Hot Dog, Gatorade Down, and last but not least; Infamous Upper Tanker.

Check out that delicious homo stew at the silk purse.

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Put your purse down

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp.

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.

Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

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put down your purse

To step up to a challenge and/or dismiss one's insecurities or fears.

The opposite of chickening out.

To "man-up" or "step-up".

"I've had quite a few drinks tonight, I probably shouldn't drive you guys to T-Bell"

"Dude, put down your purse and get in the damn car"

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puked out purse

A purse that becomes a glorified barf bag for your bodily waste, regurgitation, upchuck, etc. Generally occurs when you get unwanted contact from an ex flame, romantic companion, potential fling, or soul mate.

Dolly: OMG my that dick totally just messaged me and tried to apologize for standing me up!

Tracy: What a douchebag

Dolly: I know right.....I immediately starting rocking my puked out purse, it was all the rage (sarcasm)

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