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Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.
"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."
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An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.
Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."
Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."
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What someone would ask their friend if they were really fucked up.
"Nigga, you straight?"
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If you're really straight edge, you don't need to go telling everyone about it, it's something you do for YOURSELF. 99% of the morons with X's on their hands are posers/scenesters obsessed with fashioncore.
Example: A lot of the girls on the "girls gone wild" commercials have big black X's on their hand but they're taking off their clothes for cash. How is that respecting their bodies?
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An effeminate straight male. A genuinely straight flamer isn't a gay man in denial, but rather, genderqueer and/or androgynous. He enjoys the company of gay men and women, and has probably had plenty of opportunities to be with men, but singularly desires women. He enjoys the duality and expansiveness of feeling both masculine and feminine, and likely feels like a lesbian in a man's body. Finding a woman who desires this kind of man, however, is the straight flamer's burden in life, but they do exist.
"My gaydar totally misread that guy. I would have sworn he was gay, but he's just a straight flamer." Sorry, hon.
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This phrase is a way to make fun of people who say 'that's so gay' by changing it to 'that's so straight'. Many gay people (or people who think its offensive) use it instead of 'That's so gay' to show that its a hurtful phrase.
Amy: I got a ton of bio homework to do tonight, we can't go on our date...
Dane: Damn, that's so gay!
Amy: That isn't gay. That's so straight! (like you lol)
Dane: *crys in corner*
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