Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

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I dun fucked up

When you acknowledge that you made a pretty bad boo boo.

I think I dun fucked up in making this tv.

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shut the fuck up and die

Greek acronym for shut the fuck up and die.

Archimedes, please shut the fuck up and die.

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shut the fuck up nerd

well basically shut the fuck up nerd means shut the fuck up nerd. is it that hard to understand?

NerdyHipster: Interpol rawx ma sawx cant wait till their new album comes out LAWLz
SomeonewhoisSmart: shut the fuck up nerd

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Back the fuck up

What you immediately do without thinking when you accidentally click on an ad.

Impatient Bob: I hate when I accidentally click on an ad and it takes me to the app store.

Unhappy Mickey: Me too, I back the fuck up.

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Shut the fuck up syndrome

When someone won't stop talking oh my god shut the FUCK UP

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"

shut-the-fuck-up-wich

A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.

Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.