Bush Did 9/11

He did it, the truth is out there

Ik Bush did 9/11

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Did you get a whoppa

OUR LORD JACK MANIFOLD HAS SPOKEN

"did he get a whoppa?"

"Did you get a whoppa??"

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Did that chair just move?

A desperate excuse; typically used when losing a video game. Can also be used as a counter to "L bozo" and "ratio".
Also a very effective conversation ender.

Person 1: L bozo + ratio
Person 2: Did that chair just move?

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

Suffer like G did

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

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Bush did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Bush: we have to stop the terrorists
Guy: but jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Bush: ...
Guy: Bush did 9/11

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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

A famous hijack of a Mountain Dew contest called "Dub The Dew" (in promotion of Mountain Dew's newest apple flavored beverage) pulled off by the website 4chan. It, along with "Gushing Granny", "Moist Nugget", "Fapple", "Diabetus" and others made it as the finalists of the contest.

A: I'd like to order a bottle of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
B: Sorry, there's none left in stock. We're all sold out.

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