January 16th

Which is today.

person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and

January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

April 16th

National making out day part 2,time to get freaky mannn

Oh shoot its april 16th,best believe ima get hard,i got a big pallo guey

April 16th

National making out day,renewed because people are too goosy poosy to do it,😉ur welcome

National kissing day,April 16th date

April 16th

National send a titty pic day

It’s April 16th so send him a pic of your tits!

April 16th

National send arch pics to your fiancé day

Hey babe it’s April 16th, I can’t wait for those pics

April 16th

only absolutely amazing ppl were born on this day ur super cool

Him: how is insert name so cool

her: they were born on April 16th duh