Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.
Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".
"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.
Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.
The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.
It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”
Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
I pulled up on that pussy batters up!