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an absolute hottie one of a kind frfr
You: OMG did you see daisy bruce?
Me: yeah she's so hot
Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.
<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.
The act of vomiting on oneself after getting out of the shower and then immediately getting back in the shower, and possibly vomiting again.
I got so shitfaced last night, I was pulling a Bruce all morning.
When you take PCP and cut off your own dick and chew on it like bubblegum
Batterychef is in his room, doing a Hungry Bruce.
Chuck Norris' worst nightmare
Bruce Lee would KILL Chuck Norris