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blunt club

A group of girls who regularly participate in bitchcraft. They tend to piss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush.

Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub

by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017


Club Karma

An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.

Are you drunk?

No, man, I just got outta CLUB KARMA! I'm buzzed on energy drinks! *thumbs up*

by 12345Bob12345 August 14, 2007


Lunch Club

Dead!

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson

by mifties March 5, 2021


Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph

Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.

by Danny steam August 7, 2012


Club Shove

Giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they're stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.

Kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on AGAIN was to impliment the club shove on this guys ass, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.

by Allanah F March 11, 2008


club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017


Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.

Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.

by Dirt Dobber May 6, 2011