When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.
And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.
Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.
Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
When you have sex with a Virgin, break the hymen so she bleeds and then cum in her. As its dripping out of her you collect it in a container and have her consume it.
My girlfriend came over and said she was hungry, so i gave her some cherries and cream.
Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.
The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.
Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.
Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!
Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!