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When you are doing a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, so she think you came, and when she turns around you explode your load on her face.
Dude last night I totally pulled a Philidelphia Drive-By on Karen! She is really pissed at me now, cause i made her swallow.
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Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.
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Having sex while extremely intoxicated
"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
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The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).
News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.
When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
Last night, I totally have my girlie a karaoke Drive-by, & I ran all the way to Mc Donald's.
To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."