Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

hairy fairy

A particularly hairy gentleman of the gay persuasion, often only temporarily so when imprisoned for criminal behaviour.

The dude's queer - the big hairy fairy cornholed everyone in the clink

hairy bear

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.

Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

hairy pothead

a muslim/middle eastern stoner

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."