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An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.
Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."
Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."
This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.
"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"
When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.
Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking
When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry
Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.
To impregnate a female.
My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.
When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.
1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".
2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".
3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".
4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".