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When someone is suffering from persistent heartburn, and the only relief is to have one twin toss his salad while the other twin defecates down his throat. All while this is going on, it's not an official Dirty Lane unless he is also fucking his mom's funbags with his flaccid cock taped to a Popsicle stick.
John just went to Taco Bell and we're all out of Tums. Looks like it's time to call up his mom for a Dirty Lane session.
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A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
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The driver who chooses to stay in their lane with no signal, or intention of getting over, even though they have had ampel warning the lane is ending and they need to merge. "Lane lagger" can also be applied to the inconsiderate driver who knowingly gets into the lane that's ending during heavy traffic, because they'll get ahead a few cars since another driver will have to let them in.
Although anyone can be guilty of lane lagging, it's most often observed happening to drivers of high-end cars because sense-of-entitlement usually comes with the purchase of their vehicle.
"That lane lagger wants in front of me but doesn't have the courtesy to signal!"
"Officer, the BMW was lane lagging and merged right into my bumper at the last second!"
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one hot girl.
off the hook
someone who is very attractive.
a girl that is super fly
"damn that girl be off da lane!"
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a guy that selects a lane, that will be used to make a turn he wants... miles and miles before the turn actually will happen.
If the next turn is left, the guy will stay on the left lane no matter what for as long as possible. If the next turn is right, he will stay on the right (which is not such a big problem).
John is a total lane hugger. He was driving the left lane for 30 miles, with guys honking on him constantly, and only then did he make a turn. What a loser!
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An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure
Girl 1: he beat me
Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole
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Used to designate an anal passage that is still virginal in quality.
“Oh man did you see that new guy Anton? He talks like he’s been around the block but he’s totally got a Cherry Lane.”
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