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mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC

mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth

by Anonymous_ew January 26, 2019


math team

Stereotypes of the math team usually include Asian and Indian kids, which is pretty accurate for some schools. Most people think of the math team as nerds, but these nerds are will grow up and make the big bucks. Their weekends consist of math, math, and math. Get a mathlete wasted or high, and its pretty much the funniest fucking thing ever. Note: not everyone on the math team is a pussy geek, just most of them.

Hey, isn't that chick on the math team?

She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.

Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.

by a2b2c2 February 26, 2011


Trongian Math

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.

In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2

by TringTrang March 16, 2017


Sparx maths

A great way to get clinical depression

Robber: Give me the money now or Iโ€™ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go

by An Australian sandwich i guess April 25, 2023


math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!

Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.

by Not Zane September 15, 2004

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math pong

almost like beer pong except with insanely hard mathematical equations instead of beer.

Hey Mr. lets play some math pong and see who can solve this insane equation!

by awesome ness March 7, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math Hair

The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.

I bet he solves Fermat's last theorum, look at the math hair

by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009