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Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.
"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"
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The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.
Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.
Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.
Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!
Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.
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To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.
As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.
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Chatham, New Jersey may be talked about as a bitchy, mean stuck up town but the truth is...the people that say that are really just jealous. so get over yourselves. chatham is the definition of awesome and everyone that lives there knows it. Chatham is pretty much the best town ever, and we aren't that bad "chatham" that people from the towns around us say about us.
Chatham, New Jersey is the best town ever!! I wish i lived there!
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When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
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The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.
Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey
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Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.
Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery
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