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Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.
If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.
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The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.
"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."
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the princple of the high school jesus went to.
chuck norris:jesus....i know you can do whatever you want..but dont hurt yourself trying to master the roundhouse kick again.
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Random Person: "I bet Chuck Norris could kick yo azz."
Random Person 2: "I agree because I would kneel down and kiss his holy foot as it slams into my unworthy face, after which I would go home and show my family that I am not worthless because I had been touched by the Holy One."
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Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...
This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicks ass
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The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Where by only the X chromosomes were extracted from each one and combined to create the utlimate most Godlike femme in the history of the universe. Charlie Norrises posses eye popping powers of seduction that surpass anything the world has ever known.
Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.
Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."
Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.
Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.
Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.
Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.
Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.
When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.
Isabella: Why can't I a be total bombshell.
Me: You're not Charlie Norris. 'Nuff said.
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