Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.

Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.

Overwhelmingly Positive

A good steam game

Ayo did you hear that Euro Truck Simulator 2 got an overwhelmingly positive on steam?!
Oh shoot, lemme get that shit

Ds Position

Also known as the ‘d1ck sucking position’

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭

Air Position

The act of which lifting someone up while engaging in a sexual act and accidently flinging them when tired

ah fuck im sorry i dint mean to do the air position

MCB Positive

Mad Cause Bad

That fucker is MCB positive

Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!

The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.

HIT positive

A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.

That dude is HIT positive.