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Quarter life Crisis

Quarter life Crisis: 1) Somone between the ages of 23-30. 2) A marketing catch phrase used my the media and corporations to instill fear and insacurity in young adults to consume products; much like a 'mid-life crisis'. 3) Half way between a fetus-life cirsis and a mid-life crisis; however, only half a life away from a 3/4-life crisis and 3/4 of a life away from death.

Stuffy-Corporate guy: Hmmm. seems sales on cargo pants, SUV's and Life Insurace is down, what shall we do Jenkins?
Jenkins: I dunno sir. Perhaps we could fuck with college students minds by telling them they are having a 'quarter life crisis'; thereby, instagating mass consumption of these products; therefor, padding the 3/4 profits of the company.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Brillant! Jenkins! Now, i'll have the usual Club sandwhich on brown bread if you please.
Jenkins: C'ommin right up sir.

by JamesEX May 13, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


4th quarter whore

Most likely the last remaining girl/guy at the bar at last call.

"Dude, did you see who he went home with? She was a complete 4th quarter whore."

by KM_Copeland May 16, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.

"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"

by TC Stylist December 10, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

a time period of confusion, self doubt, and need for change during the first 25 years of one's life.

Since old farts have midlife crisis, and I am under 25, I must be having a quarter life crisis.

by Leslie Hume May 12, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarter-Back Challenge

A game that combines beer pong and flip cup. You line up about 8 cups minimum on each long side of a beer pong table. You fill the first seven cups as if you were filling up a cup for beer pong and you fill the last cup all the way up with beer; leaving a bit of room at the top. (The last beer of each line should be on opposite sides of the table). You have two teams of two. One person on each team stands on either side of the table, lined up with his/her line of cups. These players will shoot a ping pong ball into each up starting with the one closest and ending with the full cup at the end of the line. The other teammate, as the ball sinks into each cup, will drink the beer and proceed to flip each cup as if he/she was playing flip cup. The shooter can only shoot for the next ball when his/her teammate flips the cup over successfully. When the last cup is left, the shooter must sink the last cup and chug the beer in the full cup. The first team to get rid of all the beer wins. A good fuckin time.

"Yo, I'm getting tired of beer pong. Let's play some Quarter-Back Challenge."

by JoeBU September 7, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


three quarters husky

When Juan is in the woods with three guys.

Boy, I thought Juan went camping but he's three quarters husky instead.

by Chub daddy October 24, 2013