first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...

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squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

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send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.

I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.

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knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Kaci.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

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fairy go round

a merry go round ruined because it's ridden by emo or scene kids wearing way too tight pants, paid top bucks to look and smell like they walked out of a dumpster, and think it's "hardcore" to ride the merry go round at the local fair and take pictures of this event to put on their myspace.

scene kid: zomg! we HAVE to go for a ride on the merry go round cause it's soooo hXc!
non-scene kid: there they go again, ridding the fairy go round. look at all the moms that won't take their kids near it now.

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first round bust

This phrase describes a first round pick who never lived up to his potential.

One of the most notorious first round busts of all time was Ryan Leaf.

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Well Rounded Square

A person with street and book knowledge.

This person has a very intrigueing look.

This person has a je ne sais quoi in their style of dressing, shoes, glasses.

This person does not look like they know what they know.

They know a little bit about a whole lot of stuff people wouldn't expect them to.

In the movie Set it off, Frankie would be considered a well rounded square.

In the TV show Walter White became a well rounded square by the end of the series.

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