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A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).
Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.
Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.
Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!
Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!
Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*
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An incredibly boring & tedious film starring Harrison Ford. It is of the 'film noir' and 1980's sci-fi genre.
Understandably, the film performed terribly at the American Box-Office, grossing a mere $6 million in its' first week, and was widely criticised by film critics.
Person 1: I'm watching Blade Runner in class today.
Person 2: Watching a blank screen would be a more pleasant and interesting experience.
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A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running
During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.
A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.
"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
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That moment when you realize that the dystopian future has arrived
I stepped off the train, saw the massive plasma billboards & thought wow, Blade runner moment
A white girl that dates niggers
Hey bitch, can you co-sign on this new Nissan Maxima? This is will officially make you a "Coal Runner"
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Despite being constantly termed as a one hit wonder by those not educated about the them, Dexy's Midnight Runners is easily one of the best bands of the 80s. All three of their releases are considered classics among critics, fans and those who actually know the band for more than "Come on Eileen." Their sound changed throughout their discography. They're supposidly releasing a new record in the near future. For the most part their sound can be described as a mix between post-punk, northern soul, and chamber pop.
Dexy fan: Searching for the Young Soul Rebels by Dexy's Midnight Runners is one of the greatest records of all time.
Person: You mean those "Come on Eileen" guys?
Dexy fan: ...you're a tool.
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