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The Corn Smells Nice

I want to poop on your chest.

You know, between the two of us, the corn smells nice.

by Pikcube April 12, 2019


Smell my Harvest

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.

Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!

by Mike and Spike July 7, 2018


i smell good

The saying of ms. piggy in "It's everydaybro"

YEAH I SMELL GOOD, IS THAT YOUR BOY'S COLGNE?

by La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiquali November 24, 2017


smells like heaven

It basically means that you smell so nice that you smell like heaven.

As in "Heaven smells so nice".

Holy shit! Bro you smell like heaven!

Boy : You can use *Insert oil for hair here*
Girl : *After using* Mmm...my god my hair smells like heaven!

by xXTitUserXx April 5, 2016


Smell My Fingers

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.

Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"

by TrainedSavior June 27, 2011

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I Smell Pussy

Phrase said before proceeding to kick someones ass especially if they look scared.
Memorable quote from 1990 movie House Party starring the popular rap duo Kid N Play.
The movie also featured up and coming black actors like Martin Lawerance and Tisha Campbell.
The scene is a high school cafeteria were Kid inadvertantly causes Stab to spill his milk.
Stab is sitting with Zilla and Pee-Wee. All three bully Kid and before proceeding to beat him up say in a chorus:"I smell something, man.
I definitely smell something.
I smell pussy!"

"I smell something, man.
I definitely smell something.
I smell pussy!"

by RonG June 14, 2007

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smell your dick

A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.

Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."

by Nicholas D May 18, 2016

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