preg stand

when a pregnant woman takes a keg stand, despite surgeon general's warnings

Hey, Monique, did you see Shaquisha taking that preg stand last night?? Her baby is fucked! We had to clean that fetus up off the floor!

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Standing On Orange

When someone is REDACTED

Bro was Standing On Orange last night, yo!

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durk stand

Essentially, durk stand represents the feelings within us which cause anger, arousal, and influence our flippant whimsy.

Durk Stand fo lyfe, niqqa.

Wallahi fucking turtle durk stand

Bro, I'm durk standing so hard in my pants.

Bill Nye likes munging. It stands his durk.

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Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

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Stand up to

To beat someone physically unconscious

I had to stand up to this guy the other day and he wasn't standing up after I had got done with him

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standing ovation

A brown arse length of such gargantuan size that on passing it you have to stand up and check it out (possibly to take a photo with a mobile phone - a codak movement)

You won't believe the size of this shit that i've just had - i had to give it a standing ovation

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Standing Wendy

When you are out after a long night of drinking captain morgan's and smoking ganja and you are with one of your best boys driving home. He tells you that if he orders you everything on the dollar menu at wendy's and you eat all of it he will guarantee you pussy. You eat all of it and he puts a blindfold over your eyes.Your standing tall and you start getting some of the best dome you have ever received. Right as you are about to explode your boy rips off the blindfold you look down and there is a fat bitch that weighs over 250 pounds sucking your dick causing you to puke up the whole dollar menu on her head. Hence the standing wendy!

Yo man your goin to be so pissed when you found out wat i did to laugh

Why what did you do?

I made him think he was goin to hava great night and he ended up givin a standing wendy

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