tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

G.E. Toms

A gangsta nicca

Chris: You know that fool G.E. Toms
Jon: Yea that kids dope

tom scott

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says

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Tom Hollandest

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.

“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”

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Tom Delay

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

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Tom Hanksing it

The act of attacking a superior enemy with an ineffectual weapon, usually in a video game. In reference to the scene in Saving Private Ryan where Tom Hanks fires his pistol at an oncoming tank.

Gamer 1: You have any rockets?

Gamer 2: No, I'm Tom Hanksing it.

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tom nook

a dumb ass bitch whore who steals bells and is a power hungry bitch get your island and kill this bitch once your get a shovel or whack his ass with a net

tom nook needs to move the fuck out

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