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The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"
"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"
When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.
I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.
Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.
I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone
A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.
rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."