An attempt to pickup attractive Women from Wisconsin using cheese analogies.
"Hey Dude, wanna go on a Wisconsin Fox Hunt this weekend?"
Attempts may include:
"Hey baby, I wanna stuff your Havarti with my Provalone..." "Girl, you're giving me blue cheese balls"
The north thats the same as the south only with snow. full of inbreds, rednecks,hillbillys lifted trucks jammin to kevin gates with subs. If you think the neighbor is cooking biscuits its usually just meth. Underage drinking is okay, and 20 year olds knock up preteens, and everyone will fuck everyone.
Guy:Have you ever been to polk county wisconsin?
Girl1: Yes I have, I met my cousin there. he knew I was his cousin but he told me afterwards. I started questioning it after he told me I was as good as his mother.
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A Class II that runs from Horicon, WI to Chicago, IL, runs on CN, it's play Pal is the Belt Railroad of Chicago, better known as BRROC.
P1: I just saw a SD60M
P2: On what Railroad?
P1: On the Wisconsin And Southern Railroad!
P2: ......
When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.
Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster
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Home of the Worlds Worst Division 2 Baseball Program. Once Head Coached by the Great Jarvis Brown with the Assistantance of Pitching Coach John Pulera Career ERA of 67. Brown Compiled a record of 14-73 in his three year tenure which was cut short due to Irreconsilable difference. If you ever come to Kenosha, Stay away from the Hell that is 900 Wood road
Frank: Hey i got a baseball scholarship to University of Wisconsin Parkside
John: Wow, That's like being the Tallest Midget.
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This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.
I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.
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The use of Otter Pops to enhance sexual self pleasure (masturbation).
We walked into the room and saw Tyler performing the Wisconsin Otter Slop. The cleaning lady didn't understand why there were blue, orange and green stains all of the bed sheets.
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