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Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"
Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."
An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.
He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
Zack is Agent D - he is the Don the D the doski, the doskivich, donovan mcnabb, doolie g, donny the doski don don doo doo dee dee.
Don D is agent d, hes the donnest of d's
MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!
DUA is instead of DIA
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend
Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”