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This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball
Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy
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5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
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During sex of any type, have your accomplice knock your bitch out by hitting her in the head. Then, engrave your area code, (and make it permanent) on her pubic region.
my area code brand will be on that bitch forever
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The technical term used for anyone's inability to refuse buying name-branded items, whether they need/want them or not.
Bill: Dude, why did Laura just buy those men's Burton shorts?
Ted: You didn't hear? She has name-brand syndrome (NBS).
Bill: Poor girl...
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One of James Brown's most famous songs.
In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo
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That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.
Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!
John Dough is premium apparel and accessories company founded December 10, 2000. When Dough Dynasty Enterprises founder, Donney Sincere McMullin, discovered entrepreneurship in his mid teens- it was love at first sight! With fashion being a strong secondary love-affair of the entrepreneur, combinding the two is the best of both worlds. This set the tone and direction for the brand created in 2000, John Dough. The idea behind the name is financially successful entrepreneurship lifestyle.
Never wanting to limit the potential for greatness of the idea, he decides to create Dough Dynasty enterprises,llc to expand the concept to Brand Dough that consist of not only John Dough but Jane Dough and Baby Dough.
Description About Brand Dough
A division of Dough Dynasty Enterprises, LLC, Brand Dough is a premium brand of apparel and accessories inspired by the lifestyle of entrepreneurship.
The Mission of Brand Dough is to provide high quality Products that are durable and functional in a innovative and creative way through out the world. Products Apparel and accessories bearing the trademark of the dollar sign donning a crown represents Global Go-Getter Goods for the Hustler Lifestyle.
John Dough (John Dough Brand) is Global Go-Getter Goods for the International Paperchaser.
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