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Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023


Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018


Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"

by TITAN482 July 28, 2021


DIO COBRA

An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.

Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"

by DioSporco February 21, 2017


Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020


Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.

Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid

by Juan7575 January 21, 2022


Cobra viper

A based or awesome unit used for cobra. They also look like odsts

Man I really love cobra vipers

Remember when snake eyes fought those cobra vipers

by Obviously cobra commander August 31, 2021