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A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."
"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
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i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
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Usually found in large urban sprawls with many estates and high rises.
Most of the inhabitants are from the same DNA strand and tend to breed with each other, producing offspring that are boss eyed or have extra toes/fingers e.t.c (various mutations)
Generally, they pass their family around like party favours.
Have you ever been to Basinstoke, its like a Gene Pool Cocktail!
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The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.
"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"
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Verb (latin origin Bejungana) After acts of a sexual nature you then fecalate (shit) on your hand then proceed to rub or smear it on your erect penis (hard cock).Then proceed to slap your sex partener with your fecies -covered penis (repeatedly) in the the face!
Hank:hey man how was sex with Tiff lastnight?
Steve:Dude i totally slammed her then i gave her........the Bejing Cocktail!!!!
Hank:Ewwwwww!
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A mixture of champagne and Valium. Coined by Lady Gaga on the Tonight Show on February 14, 2011.
When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.
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where fat people go to sporting events not to see the event but for the food
are you part of the prawn cocktail brigade?