glaze her doughnut

v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)

Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.

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Truffle butter doughnut

Truffle butter and a jellydoughnut mixed to get her

I gave her a jellydoughnut so hard it reached her truffle butter and made a Truffle butter doughnut.

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time to make the doughnuts

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.

Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

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jelly doughnut

When your ready to cum, let it loose and punch the male or female (depends on how you swing)untill he/she sumbitts and starts to bleed. Use a devise to mix the two and enjoy.

Hey you wanna go to dunkin doughnuts and get a jelly doughnut from the girl behind the counter

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boston cream doughnut

when you are having oral sex with a girl and you ejaculate into her, mouth. she then starts letting it slowly pour out of her mouth like a angry dragon, so you take a massive dump on her head, for the chocolate icing on top. shes loves it, a lot.

Eitan dropped a huge dump on Ricks head making their oral sex, a wacky adventure, or just a boston cream doughnut

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Holy Doughnut Assassins

Something that should not be explained to ones elders.

"Holy doughnut assassins!"

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Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge

A notorious challenge involving a group of 2 or more friends where someone microwaves a glazed donut, fucks the donut hole until they bust, adding an extra glaze to the donut, often referred to as double-glazed. The donut is then fed to a friend who must eat it in its entirety to complete the challenge.

Person 1: "Yo Mat, are you trying to do this Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge with me and Mark?"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"

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