Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.

Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?

Bucket Eater

someone who has a look or expression like they just ate a bucket of shit.

biker with a scowl, construction worker, people that drive trucks always with that look on their faces

look at this bucket eater, i bet he'a a miserable fuck

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

Death Eaters

A Harry Potter term.

Death Eaters are Voldemort's supporters, they are very bad and racist against muggleborns , or, if you'd like to use the impolite word, mudbloods. All of them have this tattoo, the dark mark, with their symbol that is used to communicate with one another.

Wizard 1: *looking at the collapsed bridge* What's going on?!
Wizard 2: It looks like the Death Eaters have attacked again.

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.