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When a male ejaculates into a belly button.
As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.
A person so fat that cannonball jumping into a pool breaks and evaporates the chlorine there and a sheer amount of it gets released as a byproduct and does actual damage to the ozone layer.
...and there Bobby was, his image frozen in the peripheral vision of his fellow unsuspecting high schoolers, a boy in fetal position midair releasing so much energy that civilizations of old would've contemplated the event as the birth of a new sun. As it hit the water, that heavily incarnated pool warhead created a huge pressure of air that could be felt miles away, shaking windows and collapsing trees. First graders that were inside the pool evaporated. Lenin woke up and knew communism was needed once more.
Stoopid
He can’t do the maths.
Also in Baldwin Middle School.
If you r readind dis die now
Benjamin Poole: 1+1=1738 I will die today at Baldwin middle school
Loading up on sugar as an energy source prior to engaging in intense physical activity. Often used as an excuse by amateur sports enthusiasts to consume vast amounts of junk food.
Hey Dan, you're not eating that entire bucket of brownies are you??
Sugar pooling mate. Need it for the bike ride this afty.
That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.
I'm not planning on swimming to long, so my après-pool lewk has to be on point.
When you are playing Pool 2d and the cue ball bounced off the corner shot or it was sucked into the hole like a black hole.
Bro you just got Pool 2d'd when your ball was sucked in.
Tandem swimming which having anal sex
Marie and Stone did 14 laps of pool piggyback before they were exhausted and thrown out of the club